I'm back from the caravan and ready to blog once again! :D
Today I got up EXTREMLEY EARLY and decided to clean the house for once. That should keep Mum happy for a couple of seconds. :?
I started on the new Star Trek series today: Star Trek Enterprise. Let me give you one piece of advice:
[b]Under no circumstances watch Star Trek: Enterprise. It is a disgrace to television and ruins all of the other EXCELLENT Star Trek serieses. [/b] And that's today's blog.
People. As I'm going to a caravan we own down in Ayrshire tonight for a couple of days, there will be no blogs from yours truly for a couple of days. Yes, I know you'e all sad and depressed at this but I'll be back soon. :D
Now I've been a bad boy and not blogged for the last 2 days but I'm back now and I'll just blog [b]even more![/b] :shock:
I'm off to my Mum's friend's mum's house (that's a lot of possessive apostrophes! :roll:) to fix her computer. She seems to think that it can be fixed where as I say it died long ago.... :roll:
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Deni's estranged little friend, Claire phone me at [b]9.00 a.m.[/b] today to tell me she was sending me a postcard from her holiday. The conversaion went something like this:
Stevie: Hello Claire: Hi, Stevie. It's Claire. What's your address? Stevie It's (tells her address). Why do you need it? I'm sending you a postcard while I'm on holiday. Stevie: oooohhh Claire: You sound tired. Stevie: I'm in bed as any sane person would be at this time during the holidays! :lol: :D
Right little children, sit down and listen quietly.
Denise was too lazy to blog and got me to do it for her again but I got 10 tbucks out of it. That's me at 200 tbucks now after I lost 123 with my big spending spree!
Since Deni found out my password and I already know hers we traded insults in each others login names on the tblurt thingie. AND DENISE HAD THE CHEEK TO SAY THAT I STARTED IT! :twisted: Grrrrrr! [LINE]
I'm off to M.F.I. in a minute to order my new bedroom furniture. The electricity, thankfully is not going off today, so I won't be going mad again because I don't have a computer or a T.V. to keep me amused.
How could people survive in the years in which there were no T.V.s or computers?
It's 22:48 (don't trust the time set by tblog at the top) and the electricity has just finaly come back on. Dad's performing some D.I.Y. (Destroy it yourself) in my sister's room and I've been going mad without the T.V. or the computer. Hence the rather late blog. However, unlike lazy Denise, who hasn't blogged since I last blogged for her, I have bothered to bore you people with boring accounts of my boring life. In fact I'll bore you more! I got an attendance certificate through the post from school today. THEY GOT THE WRONG YEAR DOWN. School just depresses me but at least Deni never got one!
You probaly all thought that you were getting off when I forgot to blog yesterday! Well, now I'll just have to do double the amount of blogging.
Today, I am energetic for once! I've cleaned the house from top to bottom, gone to the library and read a book and downloaded some music.
Mum has me picking out furniture because my room is getting redecorated after 7 years of squalor. I think I'll got for the modern teenage looking thing....
I cleaned the house up for once today! :D And I've also got this dang blasted contraption of a computer working like it really is Windows X.P.
I'm talking to Denijust now on M.S.N. and amazingly she hasn't asked me to do a blog for her like she did yesterday, the lazy girl that she is. I found the username and password to an email address I no longer use today and went in and discovered 265 emails.....53 were "normal" emails from friends and family and the other lot seemed to think that I would like to use Viagra, would like a silicon implant in a certain part of the body that us boys will hopefully never have or presumed that I smoked and would like to give it up. :shock:
I cleaned the house up for once today! :D And I've also got this dang blasted contraption of a computer working like it really is Windows X.P.
I'm talking to Denijust now on M.S.N. and amazingly she hasn't asked me to do a blog for her like she did yesterday, the lazy girl that she is. I found the username and password to an email address I no longer use today and went in and discovered 265 emails.....53 were "normal" emails from friends and family and the other lot seemed to think that I would like to use Viagra, would like a silicon implant in a certain part of the body that us boys will hopefully never have or presumed that I smoked and would like to give it up. :shock:
President Bush and Dick Cheney are having lunch at a resteraunt. Cheney orders the heart-heathly salad. Bush leans over to the waitress and says, "Honey could I have a quickie?" The waitress was horrified. "Mr. President," she says, "I thought your administration was bringing a new era of moral rectitude to the White House. Now I see what a false promise the was."
And she marches off in a huff. Cheney leans over and says,
"George, it's pronounced quiche." [LINE]
Yay for next week when I should be going to a caravan we own in Ayrshire. [LINE]
It's now the[b] second week[/b] of the summer holidays and life is still boring. I just got up at 12 p.m. today andI plan to get up at the much earlier time of 10.00 a.m. tommorrow. :shock:
Today has so far been boring. That annoying little gangster and sex orientated boy, Craig decided to pay a visit. HE STAYED FOR 15 MINUTES REFUSING TO LEAVE. I finaly locked down the computer with a password and threw him out. :x [LINE]
My two 2nd cousins came up today and although Adam was nice and quiet for a 7 month year old, Martin decided to trash the place and took a special intrest in annoying me to the extent that I just locked myself in my room with a Star Trek D.V.D. :)
I've been on the computer all morning playing as game until I lost and now I won't play the game ever again. :twisted: I'm actualy supposed to be cleaning the house becaouse my Gran is coming up tonight and Mum wants the place tidy, but i convieniently "forgot" to do it..... :D
Today's blog will yet again be rather boring one. :? I need some excitment in this rather boring life. It is after all, supposed to be the summer holidays.
All I've done so far is help Deni make a header for her blog, and that will take forever.... (http://d3n1.tblog.com)
Maybe I should update last night's blog because I never got a chance to finish it.
Not really much to say today, except that I spent all day today basically being lazy. :) If I think of anything else, I'll post it here.
[LINE] Right, I'm updating this from my mum's friend's house. Mum, my sister (Victoria, the brat) and I are just visiting after going to see my wee cousin Adam, who is something like 7 months old. :D
Earlier today, just as I was about to watch Star Trek:Voyager on Sky One, Craig and Douglas decided to pop in for a visit. I managed to get rid of them pretty quickly but MISSED 5 MINUTES OF STAR TREK! :twisted:
To be honest I'm confused about Bo! Selecta I fail to see how it has become an almost cult sensation, it's crap. Pure and simple, it has no production values, terrible attempts at humour and appears to rely on the same smutty jokes for 90% of the programme. It's boring and repeative. But the main reasons I hate Bo! Selecta?
1) It's devoid of any form or style of humour. The entire thing has about four jokes in it none of which are funny and most of which are smutty/disturbing/pointle ss or (more often than not) a mixture of all three.
2) I know the impressions on the programme are meant to be bad and that is some how meant to be amusing, but, it's not. It is in fact annoying. I don't like impersonations much as a form of humour anyway but these are just too bad. It's mind numbingly boring the monotonous way he has to announce what character he is supposed to be. However after seeing the 'impersonations' where he doesn't announce who he is I can now appreciate why he does, I never honestly thought I'd watch a impression of Elton John SO bad I'd think it was Anne Widdecombe.
3) Bo! Selecta - even the name annoys me. It's another classic example of the english language being destroyed by illiterate, yet 'cool' words such as Bo and Selecta.
4) One of the main 'attractions' to the show is the celebrites that appear on it and whose purpose is to be mocked. Well that's all fine except for the fact that they don't get real celebrites on the show. Craig from the first Big Brother isn't a celebrity.
5) Every single show is the same. The whole thing appears to rely upon those watching it to have seen previous episodes and so recognise the joke (not difficult since these 'jokes' very rarely differ between one 'joke' and another).
6) The person who does all the impressions. I think I need say no more than he is the most annoying, unintelligent and boring 'performers' on TV at the moment. I remember the first time I saw him on TV pretending to be a Jade (Big Brother 2 fan) he wasn't funny then and he isn't funny now.
7) The quotes. Yeah by quoting Bo! Selecta you'll look REALLY clever to all your friends, I'm sure such displays of wit make you great fun at parties. Shut up with the quotes at least I'm not forced to watch the TV show (mostly) I don't want to hear them.
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Good evening troops and welcome to today's blog entry!
I decided to do something unusual for the summer holidays today and get up at 9.30 a.m. which is an insane and abnormal time for ANYONE to get up. Needless to say therefore, I am shattered. I'm even falling asleep while I type this blog up!
I had a little talk on Yahoo! Messenger today with my dear "friend/enemy" Steven. Same boring old idiot as usual. Bored with him, I logged on to M.S.N. Messenger and talked to Denise and Jessica for a while.
I did another unusual thing today and cleaned my room for the first time in a month. I estimate that the room ill manage to stay clean for another day! oops:
I've spent about half an hour today on here, while I was on Yahoo! and M.S.N. and added a few things to this blog. Notice the picture of me at the top? I accept no responsibility if your computere screen breaks or if you have a heart attack upon looking at it. [LINE]
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YOU WILL VISIT THIS BLOG EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY OR YOU WILL BE DESTROYED. YOU MAY ALSO VISIT my website at www.citrusteen@vze.com :D :[
I promised that I wouldn't go into a political rant but....
This is a historic day for Iraq and proves that the Americans and British (and by the way, this blog is coming from Scotland in Britain) are NOT just in Iraq for the oil. The fanatics who continue to bring trouble to Iraq are not strapping semtex to their waste and blowing up kids going to school because of the political situation in Iraq. They are doing it because someone has brainwashed them and twisted their religion to make them think that all westerners are evil.
Anyone disagreeing should register their disagreement on a comment where I shall then disagree with them in return.
Denise pointed out a spelling mistake in the previous blog. The word "tome" now has been changed to "time". Thanks has been given to Deni.
I mean without spelling and punctuation , the whole world will collapse! And nobody seems to notice! :!:
For example, the movie "Two Weeks Notice": There should be an apostrophe (') in weeks to make it like "Two Week's Notice". Sheesh! Does nobody care that the English language is dying?
There's the following joke on punctuation:
A panda walked into a shop. The panda ate some apples and then fired a gun into the air. As it was leaving, the shopkeeper asked "Why did you do that?" The panda opened a poorly punctuated wildlife dictionary and pointed to the definition of panda: "Panda: an animal which eats, shoots, and leaves."
Let me explain this joke.
A panda eats shoots and leaves. Put a comma in between that and the panda will be eating something, firing a gun and then leaving instead of just eating something.
Right, as you can see I've finished "decorating" the blog. Now it's time for the first real post: :lol:
Today, I came across a charming individual whom I have known for ten years (Deni). Apparently she just found out today that a blog is a diary!
I found this nice little game today. It puts you in charge of a virtual lemonade stall and you have to sell as much lemonade to as much people as possible. However, you have to take into account the weather of each day and how many pople you expect to serve. Sheesh! I was at $0.0 after 9 rounds. Guess I could never run a business. :shock:
www.lemonadegame.com if you want to try it.
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Since I've just started this blog, please leave a comment telling me what you think about it.
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I took a personality test today to "see what name fits your personality". Little did I realise that it would only offer girls names and was rather shocked when I recieved the name Alyssa! :evil:
